Welcome to my E-Diary. This is just some random notes that I have decided to publish, to possibly enlighten you humans. Once you realize your proper place in the Universe, We all will be able to get along quite fine. I’ll have John update these pages from time to time, but, since We are the superior species, you’ll just have to check back once in a while. After all, you never know when I’ll get the whim to “write”.